Simself Antics!!

My simself in game.

Not the best thing to do when meeting someone for the first time

Randomly puke on them

Needless to say - they are not very good friends!!!

Jade.

A few pics of Jade.

Not sure I like this!!!

I am not sure that I like this new "streamline" blogger upgrade.

I hate change and can't find anything!!!!

NOT HAPPY!!!!

OOPS!! Silly Cow!!

OOPS!!!!

 

I never realised that the cowplant died - oops!!

I wouldn't mind but he had the chance to eat the maid and a paparazzi bloke who both took the cake

but he spat them both out

the next day he died of starvation

:(

Pyro Gnome ??!!

It is just starting to get dark 

Everyone is in the kitchen eating and talking

there is nobody outside - only that gnome

Suddenly the outdoor cooker bursts into flames!!

Is it possible that the gnome started this fire??

Ghostly Fun!!

The ghosts in my Ugly town seem to have a fascination for the water slide.

Marty Keaton

Playing with his Great Great Grandson Cain, but it is way past his bedtime.

The ghost of Blake Ugli

The ghost of Lacey Ugli

A little bit of Marty - Disposing of the wife!!

Since I first got sims 3 and found Marty Keaton
the first thing I always do when I enter Sunset Valley is dispose of Justine.

I seriously don't like the woman and over time I have found many ways to dispose of her from setting her on fire, locking her in a room till she starves, drowning her in the swimming pool etc but the latest way has to be the best!!

The usual scene on entering their home
You can see the friction between them.
Why he married this woman I will never know!!
Yet another EA fail!!!!

 Then there is the usual bust up - she is such a miserable cow and so cruel to Marty!!
That baby could only have been made by artificial insemination

Meet Daisy, the new family pet.

Marty being the outdoor type of guy decided he wanted a cow plant, not a cat or dog like everyone else.

See - there is already more love between Marty and the cow than there is between him and his wife!!

Justine had to irritate me by keep feeding Daisy.

Daisy has morals, she does not eat pregnant women or children.

Go on Justine you keep on teasing Daisy

Once you have had that baby you are going to know about it!!!

I ended up building a fence to keep the two mad cows apart.  It took nearly a sim week for Daisy to get hungry and Justine could not resist cake!!

haaa!! Sucker!!!

Daisy seemed a little hesitant about eating Justine at first, she kept sniffing her.

Now you see her.

Now you dont!!

YEEESSS!!

Then Daisy started gagging.

and spat Justine out .....DAMN!!!!

Obviously Daisy thinks she is as disgusting as I do!!

Three times Daisy spat Justine out!!!

I warned her - she would not be fed again until she had eaten Justine.

Milk anyone???

Marty did get a little upset.

He soon got over it and even rewarded Daisy for being such a good cow.

R.I.P. Justine

You wont be missed.

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I am not always so cruel - it is just that woman!!!!

Gnome Picture Spam.

I love the gnomes in sims 3 and I am always taking pics of them.

So get ready for some gnome picture spam!!!

come out I can see you hiding in there!!!

I'll have that one.

Look I can fly!!

That was close!!!

Mourning his gnome mate.

The death of a Lounge Lizzard gnome - drowned in a puddle!!

Is he sucking his thumb!!??

The celebrity gnome - watching his career go down the pan!!

Cute Glitch.

When Mom and Dad put the kiddy's to bed at exactly the same time.

This is the result

Sweet dreams - just me and my bro.